Ron
01-26-2003, 02:03 PM
Error 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Error 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Error 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Error 4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Error 5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Error 6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Error 7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Error 8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Error 9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)"
Error 10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
Error 11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".
Error 12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
Error 13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
Error 14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/Y)
Error 15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Error 16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Error 17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:Incompetent User.
Error 18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error 19. WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
Error 20. User Error: Replace user.
Error 21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows" found: Remove it?(Y/N)
Error 22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
Error 23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
Error 24. Required Government Warning: After we got caught in cahoots with the hardware manufacturers for trying to needlessly fill your hard drives, the following message is now required as you save your files in Word.
Error 25. "Word has detected that you don't wish to save your text file as a lumpy and space wasting .doc format filled with potential viruses. Would you like to save your old outdated ascii file as a Word file anyway?"
Error 26. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
:lol:
Error 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Error 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Error 4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Error 5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Error 6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Error 7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Error 8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Error 9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)"
Error 10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
Error 11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".
Error 12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
Error 13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
Error 14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/Y)
Error 15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Error 16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Error 17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:Incompetent User.
Error 18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error 19. WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
Error 20. User Error: Replace user.
Error 21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows" found: Remove it?(Y/N)
Error 22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
Error 23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
Error 24. Required Government Warning: After we got caught in cahoots with the hardware manufacturers for trying to needlessly fill your hard drives, the following message is now required as you save your files in Word.
Error 25. "Word has detected that you don't wish to save your text file as a lumpy and space wasting .doc format filled with potential viruses. Would you like to save your old outdated ascii file as a Word file anyway?"
Error 26. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
:lol: