Fred
08-03-2003, 02:55 AM
Boudreaux died
Well suddenly while fishing Boudreaux died. Marie send his obituary into the newspaper. It said Boudreaux died yesterday while fishing. Well the newspaper people called her and said you can put a little more in the paper. You have 10 lines. So the next day the obituary appeared in the paper. Boudreaux died while fishing yesterday. Boat For Sale.
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Boudreaux gets a job with the state painting lines down the center of the highway. His supervisor, Thibodeaux, tells him he is expected to paint at least two miles of highway a day.
The first day, Boudreaux paints four miles.
Supervisor Thib says, "Dats a Great job".
The next day, Boudreaux paints two miles, but Thib thinks, "Well, dats good enough."
The third day he only paints one mile.
Supervisor Thibodeaux ask, "What's da problem?" "You hurt? Why you keep painting less and less highway?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, I keep getting farther and farther from da paint bucket."
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Boudreaux woke from a restless sleep one mornin crying and all depressed.
His wife asked, "mais Boudreaux what's the matter why you so sad".
Boudreaux replied, "Do you remember when your daddy told me I had to marry you or do twenty years in prison."
His wife said, "Yes I remember, that was the happiest day of my life why are you crying."
Boudreaux replied with a tears in his eyes, "BECAUSE I WOULD BE GETTING OUT TODAY!!!!!
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Marie, Clotile & Josette met up with St. Peter. St. Peter said there are plenty ducks over here, just don't step on one.
The first day, Marie accidently steps on one, & St. Peter went got an ugly looking man & chained him to her, said it was her punishment for eternity.
Clotile went three days before stepping on a duck, & St Peter got an man more uglier than the first, & chained him to her. That was her punishment.
Josette went on for months without stepping on a duck. Then one day , St Peter brought a handsome looking hunk of a man & chained him to her.
Josette asked the man what she did to have the wonderful occasion to be chained to someone handsome as he. Of course his name was Boudreaux. He said, " Mais chere, I don know about you, but me, I stepped on a duck".
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Thibodeaux told Boudreaux, "You know me, I'm the boss at my house." Boudreaux said, "Not me, my wife is the boss, been like dat ever since we married."
Thibodeaux told Boudreaux, "Mais dis is what you got to do so you can be boss like me. When you get to you house, jam her against the kitchen wall, & tell her from now on, I'm the boss, got dat??"
About two weeks later, Thib ask Boudreaux, how did it go.???
"Well," said Boudreaux, "I did exactly what you told me to do. When I got back home, I jam her against the kitchen wall, & told her, I'm the boss from now on, you got dat???"
Thib asked, Den what happened??"
Boudreaux said, "I didn't see her for tree days".
Tib asked "Why, did she leave?"
Boudreaux said, "Naw. Dat's how long it took for me to see her by the time my right eye could open up a little."
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Thibideaux went into the store the other day. When he came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. Thib walked up to the cop and said "Hey babe, how about you give a guy a break?"
The policeman kept on writing and ignored Thibedeaux, so Thib called him "A Nazi cop". He glared at Thibedeaux and started writing another ticket for bald tires on the car. Thib then called him " a horses behind." The policeman finished writing the second ticket and put it under the windshield wiper and started writing another. This went on for about twenty minutes with Thibideaux insulting the officer and the officer writing more tickets.
Finally Thibideaux tells the policeman "Me I aint gonna give up because I don't care how many tickets you write, besides, This car belongs to Boudreaux, mines parked around the corner...."
Well suddenly while fishing Boudreaux died. Marie send his obituary into the newspaper. It said Boudreaux died yesterday while fishing. Well the newspaper people called her and said you can put a little more in the paper. You have 10 lines. So the next day the obituary appeared in the paper. Boudreaux died while fishing yesterday. Boat For Sale.
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Boudreaux gets a job with the state painting lines down the center of the highway. His supervisor, Thibodeaux, tells him he is expected to paint at least two miles of highway a day.
The first day, Boudreaux paints four miles.
Supervisor Thib says, "Dats a Great job".
The next day, Boudreaux paints two miles, but Thib thinks, "Well, dats good enough."
The third day he only paints one mile.
Supervisor Thibodeaux ask, "What's da problem?" "You hurt? Why you keep painting less and less highway?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, I keep getting farther and farther from da paint bucket."
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Boudreaux woke from a restless sleep one mornin crying and all depressed.
His wife asked, "mais Boudreaux what's the matter why you so sad".
Boudreaux replied, "Do you remember when your daddy told me I had to marry you or do twenty years in prison."
His wife said, "Yes I remember, that was the happiest day of my life why are you crying."
Boudreaux replied with a tears in his eyes, "BECAUSE I WOULD BE GETTING OUT TODAY!!!!!
========================================
Marie, Clotile & Josette met up with St. Peter. St. Peter said there are plenty ducks over here, just don't step on one.
The first day, Marie accidently steps on one, & St. Peter went got an ugly looking man & chained him to her, said it was her punishment for eternity.
Clotile went three days before stepping on a duck, & St Peter got an man more uglier than the first, & chained him to her. That was her punishment.
Josette went on for months without stepping on a duck. Then one day , St Peter brought a handsome looking hunk of a man & chained him to her.
Josette asked the man what she did to have the wonderful occasion to be chained to someone handsome as he. Of course his name was Boudreaux. He said, " Mais chere, I don know about you, but me, I stepped on a duck".
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Thibodeaux told Boudreaux, "You know me, I'm the boss at my house." Boudreaux said, "Not me, my wife is the boss, been like dat ever since we married."
Thibodeaux told Boudreaux, "Mais dis is what you got to do so you can be boss like me. When you get to you house, jam her against the kitchen wall, & tell her from now on, I'm the boss, got dat??"
About two weeks later, Thib ask Boudreaux, how did it go.???
"Well," said Boudreaux, "I did exactly what you told me to do. When I got back home, I jam her against the kitchen wall, & told her, I'm the boss from now on, you got dat???"
Thib asked, Den what happened??"
Boudreaux said, "I didn't see her for tree days".
Tib asked "Why, did she leave?"
Boudreaux said, "Naw. Dat's how long it took for me to see her by the time my right eye could open up a little."
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Thibideaux went into the store the other day. When he came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. Thib walked up to the cop and said "Hey babe, how about you give a guy a break?"
The policeman kept on writing and ignored Thibedeaux, so Thib called him "A Nazi cop". He glared at Thibedeaux and started writing another ticket for bald tires on the car. Thib then called him " a horses behind." The policeman finished writing the second ticket and put it under the windshield wiper and started writing another. This went on for about twenty minutes with Thibideaux insulting the officer and the officer writing more tickets.
Finally Thibideaux tells the policeman "Me I aint gonna give up because I don't care how many tickets you write, besides, This car belongs to Boudreaux, mines parked around the corner...."