Fred
09-24-2003, 04:27 PM
The Twenty and The One
There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor
belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.
As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the
$20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen
you in a long time ?"
The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I been
traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to
the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown,
the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just
newly built.
"In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game,
Rodeo Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and
the new casino! I have done it all!!!"
After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1
dollar bill,
"What about you? Where have you been?"
The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the
Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church,
the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church,
the church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E. church, the Disciple
of Christ church, the..."
"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!" shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1
dollar bill. "What's a church?"
There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor
belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.
As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the
$20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen
you in a long time ?"
The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I been
traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to
the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown,
the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just
newly built.
"In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game,
Rodeo Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and
the new casino! I have done it all!!!"
After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1
dollar bill,
"What about you? Where have you been?"
The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the
Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church,
the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church,
the church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E. church, the Disciple
of Christ church, the..."
"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!" shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1
dollar bill. "What's a church?"